Would you like me to post some of the Far Cry 3 pictures from the shoot?

Yes We Want. 

@hotmessteaparty asked for a Michael Mando version of my Gianpaolo post. Now, when is Mando NOT channelling Vaas? Never, he always is at least lowkey, so this post is about Mando HIGHKEY channelling Vaas Montenegro.

1: grr reaction png

You know when you’re trying not to be mad at Him (that white boy) because you know he’s just being played buy the same bitch who played you but he’s really Trying You with his bullshit? Go with this expression of barely contained anger mixed with exasperation to make your feelings known without shooting Him in the head.

2: uncoMfortable

This is the face you make when you’re trying to joke with your boss only to discover he’s V pissed at you for not having killed Jason Brody yet.

3: ded

Straight to the point: you just got stabbed in the chest by one SoCal pretty boy who’s currently high as a fucking kite which would be funny, except you’re dying atm. This is not a drill, I repeat: this is not a drill! …or is it?

I found some pictures of ~25 yo Gianpaolo Venuta that really channel Jason Brody and I’m gonna share them with you unsolicited.

1: the Big Mood

Are things getting sorta weird with your SoCal friends and girlfriend after joining a tribal cult and starting to really get into killing people? This is the most right expression to make as you ponder on What the Actual Fuck you are doing.

2: biTch

If you learned how to speak without permission during a vacation in France or if you don’t need ten fingers to use a knife, deliver your most sassy line with this face.

3: ahah

This utterly adorable expression works real well when you’re having fun with your friends in Bangkok only hours prior to making the worst fucking decision of your sorry life.