Because guardian angels don’t always have wings. Sometimes they have a colt, a half-smoked cigar in their mouth and the wedding ring of their dead husband hanging around their neck.

from yeehawgust day 11, Wild Hare and cjcweek day 4, Ring.

This time the spaghetti western reference is the “duck, you su***r” line from Giù la Testa ( A Fistfull of Dynamite) 

Go ahead young man, face towards the sun
Run man while you can
Run man, run man, run

Vincent Villanueva belongs to @alexredgrave

You may not have the name

You may not have the cash

But you’ll make that girl your own.

If you only got a moustache

A moustache, a moustache

If you only got a moustache.

From Yeehawgust day 7: Ride the Bull

Joseph Joestar and Caesar Zeppeli don’t see eye to eye, say the workers at Speedwagon Ranch.

They’re like cat and dog, says Smokey, tired of playing referee to their dumb challenges: who’s faster, who can brand more veals, who can catch more horse, who can piss further.

Boys will be boys, Speedwagon replies, sure that sooner or later they’ll stop acting like idiots, although his conviction wavers more and more each day. He’ll find out too late one of his bulls is the focus of the boys’ latest challenge.

Angry boy.

Best things come in small packages.

That’s why Donnie’s main horse is this brave little mustang named Vince. (Like my beloved @alexredgrave ’s V)

Campfire.

Trendy moustache and puppy eyes, just like a schnauzer.

There is a new cowboy in town.

Donnie Sabata. @alexredgrave

Very late yeehawgust day5: ropeburn

People tell a lot of stories on the infamous Pillar Gang and their leader Kars: one is that he’s so evil that hell itself spat him back out, the second is that he won’t hesitate to send you down there, the third is that he only shows up after sundown, the other stories… not many people can stomach.

After all, men like Kars only have two ways to survive: becoming preachers or turning into outlaws. He found his calling.

It appears that he and lieutenants, Esidisi and Wham, are looking for an inestimable treasure required by the army, a lot more than a fistful of dollars, and Speedwagon’s ranch is on his way.

#yeehawgust day1 “Midnight Ride”

Caejose western au where Caesar is a buttero from Maremma, his ride is a Maremmano mare named Stella (© @kyromiel). He arrives in America under contract to work for Robert Speedwagon in the Speedwagon Ranch. Looks like a good beginning for a young ambitious cowpoke tired of an hard live in the marshy Maremma.

More cowboys for patreon.