Livin’ La Vida Loki
in the tune of
‘Livin’ La Vida Loca’ by Ricky Martin
parody by
shercocklocked
dedicated to my special friend
isali3

He’s like a superstition, frost giants and thunder gods
He made a premonition, that he would rule us all
He’s into new positions, new kicks in the candlelight
He’s everyone’s obsession, err day and err night

He’ll make Thor take his clothes off and go dancing in the rain
He’ll make you live a crazy life and he’ll cause half of your pain
like a bullet to your brain, come on!

Upside, inside out,
he’s livin’ la vida loki,
He’ll punch and throw you down,
livin’ la vida loki,
His eyes are viper green
and his skin has zero color
He will wear you out
He’s livin’ la vida loki
Livin’ la vida loki
livin’ la vida loki

Thor woke in New York City,
in a funky cheap hotel
He took his heart and he took his money
and put him under a spell
Loki loves his brother
but he also wants his pain
The Avengers had a taste of him
and they never were the same
He’ll make you go insane!

Upside, inside out,
he’s livin’ la vida loki,
Find a window and throw you out,
livin’ la vida loki,
His eyes are viper green
and his skin has zero color
He will wear you out
He’s livin’ la vida loki
Livin’ la vida loki
livin’ la vida loki

He’ll throw you out the window if you so much as speak his name
He’ll make you live a crazy life and he’ll cause half of your pain
like a bullet to your brain!

Upside, inside out,
he’s livin’ la vida loki,
He’ll punch and throw you down,
livin’ la vida loki,
His eyes are viper green
and his skin has zero color
He will wear you out
He’s livin’ la vida loki

Upside, inside out,
he’s livin’ la vida loki,
Find a window and throw you out,
livin’ la vida loki,
His eyes are viper green
and his skin has zero color
He will wear you out
He’s livin’ la vida loki
Livin’ la vida loki
livin’ la vida loki

So, yeah, I got the idea from that little interview they did with Tom Hiddleston, bless his little heart. Thought I’d give it a go and make this silly song. Hope you like it! Hiddleshiddleshiddleslokilokihiddles

I CAN’T. I LOVE YOU. I FUCKING LOVE YOU. /dies

I THINK YOU JUST STOLE MY ABILITY TO CAN

BUT THAT’S OKAY

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