can I choose the fight? 

I had to add my beloved ferelden’s underwear because of reasons. 

Anyway Hawke would win. 

Am I the only one who immediately thought of Turkish oil wrestling? Because if I am, y'all really need to expand your horizons and live your best lives. (Just don’t Google it at work.)

I googled it. In train. Now we should talk about it. ‘Couse Eugene wants a rematch.