Capricorn: Naw, it’s gonna be a turkey shoot.
Aquarius: You don’t have to worry about me.
Pisces: We must really be fucked!
Aries: How fucked are we now, on Guadalcanal?
Taurus: What? Its gonna be steak anyway.
Gemini: Can’t do it, drunk as a skunk.
Cancer: I’m not in your tent, sir.
Leo: Fuck that shit, I scrub drums for no man.
Virgo: My feet are soaking wet.
Libra: All I want to do is get there and slap a Jap.
Scorpio: You wanna live?! Get off the beach!
Sagittarius: Bad germs. Diseases that’ll make you sick.