@blatterburystreet privately requested Sledgefu for the “Give me a ship and I’ll reply with a six word story about them“ thing so, coming from a second-hand knowledge of the characters and the ship itself, I came up with:
“Someone is getting Sledgehammered tonight, uh?”
is much better than
At least we have each other.
YES!!!!!! I’M GONNA MARRY THIS GIRL!!! XD





