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Um, so I fucking love my new shirt.

Originariamente postato da everybody-loves-to-eat

come here my clever girl

omg HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT SPAGHETTI IS THE KEY TO MY HEART

I’m Blatterbury, I know everything. And do you know that I can do handmade pasta? 

well, sadly I cannot make handmade pasta. but I can do this. does that work?

Oh, you are the kind of person I’d love to feed!!!  but….. how can you eat my pasta if you have your mouth shut like this??

Good question! How about we trade! In return for your delicious pasta I have made you some cookies

I take the big one!