But that could be because my first ‘live’ fandom was PotC (versus ‘dead’ fandoms of already completed series/movies), and CptJack/Black Pearl was a thing.

Meanwhile:

love: The Real Thing (Razor Cola/Slit)

Well done, fandom, well done.

Razor Cola/Slit is a thing…?

*stares blankly at screen for a long, long while*

*slowly nods head and scoots away from computer*

*casually pulls open dresser* *thrums through favorite outfits and folds them neatly into a suitcase* *grabs toothbrush/toothpaste/comb/ponytail holders* *calmly throws on coat and opens door*  See ya later, honey! I got a ship to catch!

“Oh God, he… he fucked my car?”

[Well, object sexuality is a thing. And War Boys may well be animists due to the whole V8 worship thing…]

So you’re saying when Max finds the Interceptor again only there’s crust between the cushions…

Well unless there’s unmentionable things happening to tailpipes…

ohgod. I’m not sure if I want to contemplate where he’d stick it, but it’s probably a good thing that black lights don’t exist in the apocalypse.

Is this a good time to add that I’ve written Bullet Farmer/his guns multiple times or nah?

I SALUTE YOU.

shiiiiiiiit, i didn’t want to ship Slit and the car. 

but ….. dammit. 

hey askslit! Just what are your feelings towards RC? 

Holy V8, you can’t even throw around a few innocent car innuendos without everybody getting their cargo pants in a bunch.

well then