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Seriously!! Who raised!!!! SLIT!!!! Why can’t he do literally anything without looking like he’s trying to seduce everyone in the area??!!

Morsov’s the Buzzard-born, but he doesn’t stick the fuck out from the other war boys besides his name!!!!

WHy does Slit gyrate his hips when he walks?! Why does he look like he constantly wants to fuck someone or something???!!!

blatterburystreet, You meant it as a joke I think, but now I’m tempted to believe Slit’s backstory is that he grew up with a travelling group of exotic dancers. Was he originally bought by Immortan Joe as entertainment for himself/others at dinner parties and festivals?? Was his honed skill in acrobats as a dancer what made him a more than competent lancer?? Look at him go, what the fuck!!!!

blatterburystreet

omg, what I’ve done XDDDD it deserves and appropriate drawing 

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