You may not have the name

You may not have the cash

But you’ll make that girl your own.

If you only got a moustache

A moustache, a moustache

If you only got a moustache.

Yeehawgust day 9: Big Horn

CJCWeek day 2: Suits/Rest

Joseph Joestar wasn’t expecting his Wild West adventures to lead him after a gang of bandits and the Army to rescue what was left of his family. He wasn’t expecting a bullet near the heart either; too near, the doctor had said, to safely take it out. No, he wasn’t expecting none of that.

He wasn’t expecting to find himself at Caesar Zeppeli’s side, either, still he was starting to tolerate Blondie’s presence.

PS: of course suits is for THE UNION SUIT. Yes, union suits are sexy, you can’t convince me otherwise

Yeehawgust day 8:Mountain Pass

CJCWeek day 1: History/Morning.

Pls, apprecciate how hard I’m working to set up all the prompts. XD

“It’s not unusual for travellers, friends or merchants to stop by the Speedwagon ranch, but the Pillar Gang is not here on a social call.

They’re looking for the old man, or rather, looking for something the old man is hiding. But someone got to him first: a handful of men wearing army uniforms forcibly took him into custody, no explanations given.

Kars and his group head towards the mountain pass, as the first lights of dawn light up the charred remains of the ranch. They barely pay any attention to the wounded young men left behind; just two cowpokes, ranch hands of no importance. But this where our story begins.”

From Yeehawgust day 7: Ride the Bull

Joseph Joestar and Caesar Zeppeli don’t see eye to eye, say the workers at Speedwagon Ranch.

They’re like cat and dog, says Smokey, tired of playing referee to their dumb challenges: who’s faster, who can brand more veals, who can catch more horse, who can piss further.

Boys will be boys, Speedwagon replies, sure that sooner or later they’ll stop acting like idiots, although his conviction wavers more and more each day. He’ll find out too late one of his bulls is the focus of the boys’ latest challenge.